Why not me?

Today was the weirdest and most terrible days in my life. An assault occured inside my restaurant. But I wasn't stolen, a client was. He was just an innocent men carrying more than $100 in his pocket, some credit cards and ID and a cell phone. But why did the men chose to steal him, and not me? First it started with two men entering to the restaurant. They asked for the bathroom and one of them asked for a bottle of water. My sister charged him the bottle of water and he told her that he would pick it up later and went to the "bathroom". After a minute, we were wondering if the two men were just going to use the bathroom or they were going to eat here. One of the men went to pick up his bottle of water in a hurry and I don't remember were did he go. After a minute, the waitress came and told us that the two men were "mañosos" and they stole the man from table 29 at gunpoint. We were surprised. Later she told us that they escaped because there was a car waiting for them outsside. I did not see any car waiting outside. That is strange. Why wasn't I the victim. Was it because those men were following the victim already? Well, thank God I wasn't alone, my sister was next to me. De paso me hubieran robado!

But I believe the victim was followed. And the waitress heard that the mañoso was talking at hs cell phone saying "todavia no, esperate", sounding like a complot. There was no way we could tell that they were mañosos because they came and bought something and went to the bathroom and everything that a normal customer would do. There were a couple of customers who also watched, but they were told to not do anything because "no es con ustedes".

Now I have a headache and I don't think I can study. I will fail PAES and therefore, I will join these men to commit serious and planned crimes. Just kidding.